Zombie Swine Flu Poetry*

Demi Moore had a good point this week - a few hundred cases of swine flu and everyone's wearing masks - how many more cases of HIV/AIDs do we need if over 1 million isn't enough to get people wearing condoms?

Enough about that - on to poetry*:

Zombies sneeze and Zombies cough
But it's no lie
That Zombies never die

You might wander and you might roam
But never hide
Because Zombies smell brains under the dome...


*Tess never claims to be a real poet, she only avoids writing. Any resemblance to an actual poetry is probably a figment of Tess's imagination and propagated by widespread hallucinogenic use by said unpoet and readers alike.